This morning I participated in an all-out race against the clock, a sweat-inducing, tiresome struggle that should really be a new Olympic event; nail trimming.
That's right folks, in under 3 minutes I trimmed 40 little fingernails and 40 tiny toe nails, and I brought home the gold.
Now I just need to get Phil in on the action, and we can add Synchronized Nail Cutting as well. Half the time and double the drama!!
snychronized nail cutting could be more interesting than some of the sports they have now.
ReplyDeleteI don't cut the kids nails either - my wife is stuck with that chore